Since school has started I have heard some ridiculous things coming out of their mouths. Soooo, in no particular order, here are my favorite student quotes over the past 2 weeks:
1) The conversation
Me (to student): "Hey Buddy, who are you talking to?"
Student: "Myself"
Me: "Are you interesting?"
Student: "Yes, I'm very interesting"
2) Oh by the way before we go home...(yes i got told this as I was lining the students up to go home)
Me: "Are you interesting?"
Student: "Yes, I'm very interesting"
2) Oh by the way before we go home...(yes i got told this as I was lining the students up to go home)
Student: "mr. s my dad has only been to jail 1 no sorry 2 times he only hit a guy with a rolled up newspaper for stopping in front of him. I don't know why he went the other time."
3) The unintentional racist
Student: "Why do dark skinned people have weird names..."
Me: "That is not a nice thing to say, you could hurt someone's feelings, however to other people your name may be weird."
Student: "Nah I'm right"
This will be an interesting school year!!
1 comment:
The students seem pretty confident in their worldview.
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