So one of my students had, let's say stomach issues. The nurse called her father to come pick her up. Speaking with him in the hallway I mentioned that perhaps his daughter may be lactose intolerant because she had a bowl of cereal for breakfast and perhaps the milk reacted funny with her. The father's response, "No she has all her toes"
I swear I am not making this up. It took every morsel of self control to not release forth a hearty "bwahahaha" It is sad though to think this is what I deal with but it does make for a great story.
