conversation of the Day... summer school edition

Student 1 (pointing at other student): "He smells like gas"

Me (to student 2): "Did you fart?"

Student 2: "uh huh" (student is nonverbal but makes noices and nodded his head vigorously"

Me (to student 1): "well there you go"

love is in the air:

Student H: "It is easy to meet girls, A, what is your phone number

Student A: tells phone number

Student H: "see here is A's #"

Student M: "I don't like her, i like white girls"

Student H: "Ok but i got you a phone #, my job is done"