Student: "Mr. S I have a question"
Me: "Ok shoot"
Student: " Why does it smell"
Me: "Why does what smell?"
Student: "The fart"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Student: "The fart it makes me hold my nose."
Me: "Stop eating McDonalds."
Student: "Oh OK! you a genius."
- It's Monday and unfortunately the Sleepyteach is a little sarcastic
Student: "Mr. S"
Me: "yes?"
Student: "I'm sleepy"
Me: "Why are you so tired?"
Student: "I had whiskey"
Me: "what?!?"
Student: "actually I watch wrestling, what's whiskey?"
Me: "Go to bed early tonight"
Student: "sure thing"
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